Orange Is The New Black

The new "Black" - Pearl Jam

October could be associated with orange or black really.

"Something In the Orange (Z&E Version)" - Zach Bryan, because you want to hear the harmonica. Spoiler alert: that something in your orange is just vitamin C. Brush your teeth before you play the harmonica part. Also brush your teeth after eating a pile of halloween candy and let's hope there aren't any razor blades that do that for you. Regardless, there is SOMETHING IN THAT ORANGE!!!

I'd imagine that a vinyl interior wouldn't taste very good. Or it might add a satisfying crunch. Don't knock it till you try it I guess? Solid black vinyl sounds the best anyway. I don't own any orange vinyl, do you?

From a chronic illness and disability standpoint, a black orange might signify some bruising. But it's totally rocking it right?

If your orange is black, it's probably extremely moldy. If it also has a tattoo - I don't know what to tell you. It's likely a victim of racial profiling though.

So far, this blog has been entirely pointless. (Who would've guessed) But, SOMETHING IN THE ORANGE TELLS ME WE'RE NOT DONE!

We can call Noah Kahan to make some Orange Juice or get R.E.M in the mix for some "Orange Crush". A much more sugary, carbonated beverage.

If you want to offer feedback, just let me know if you like blogs like this one. Just know that it's totally understandable if you don't, and that I couldn't care less.

Ok, now we're done though