Cry Tunes :'(

"Cry Tunes" (Cold Beer) - Donnie Dumphy

The Jesse Stewart version is obviously very good too. A mandolin god. (R.I.P)

If you need to stray away from the wobbly pops now here's a twist (not twist top) for you.

You don't even need cold beer in Newfoundland to be kinda wobbly. You can be wobbly EVERYWHERE!

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"Kinda get broken when it comes to emotion"

Crying seems like such an awful thing. But I've even been told it helps! I'm just not very good at it. *plays "Three Wooden Crosses" - Randy Travis* oh no! My kryptonite!

"No matter where I go, I'm gonna need you"

(some form of a mobility aid)

"We're too close to ever slow down"

The slowing down part is imminent though! You'll be too fast for your own feet otherwise.

"I pick you up I take you home"

Don't worry, I can't/won't do that.

"It's like a scrap between Osgood and Patty Roy"

A big scrap between Osgood Schlatters disease and Patty Roy (your knee)?

"Sits in your hand till you can barely stand"

(A cane)

"Took me under his wing when I was just a teen"

(also a cane)

"I could never live without you"

(A cane again)

A fitting version of that song. Not what everyone wanted? OH WELL?