Moosic For Dogs

Music for Doggs?

"Bark At The Moon" - Ozzy Osbourne

Bark Sabbath

My dog would definitely listen to speed metal. Because he is ridiculously hyper, fast and doesn't ever relax. It's like he wakes up every morning and takes a hit of speed.

Mötörbark?

I'm sure there are some chill dogs that like the slow and sludgy metal. But I don't have any experience with them.

Black Mastiff?

(I guess it could be "bark" instead of "black", but I don't really need to change that one)

A dog whistle is at a frequency that the hoomans can't hear. Does that mean that dog music would be too? Physically unenjoyable sounds because the volume of Hz can only be picked up by your k9 friend? :(

Wolfgang Amadeus Mobark?

You might use some classical tunes as a bit of "sound therapy". How relaxing. What is less relaxing is experiencing chronic tinnitus. Joyous and hopeful classical songs can block out that ringing in your ear. So does that mean a dog would be a composer/conductor? He wouldn't even have a hand to hold the little stick? (I could easily find out but I'm calling it a little stick because I don't remember what it's actually called.) BATON!

Johann Sebastian Bark?

If not a conductor, what instrument would a dog play? Most fittingly, The Drums.

DR. DOG?