Mineral Moosic

I don't think bathing in Vitamin Water is how 50 Cent planned it

"Some Days Are Diamonds (Some Days Are Stone)" - John Denver: a good reference to dealing with your chronic illness.

Some nights you have a hot date with an epsom salt bath, some nights you don't. Rumour has it that bathing in OTHER warm minerals accompanied by H2O even has great benefits. Because it's hot AND cold therapy. It's especially helpful when your temperature gauge is broken. The cold helps to heat you up from within, but the heat helps you warm up from... the heat?

EXCITING STUFF?

Your ancestors also bathed in those natural hot springs and whatnot! They walked naked in the cold to get there too! (I'm sure that'll break a law now) ABANDON CLOTHES? I also don't think they had a Walmart to buy epsom salts from. (Don't go to Walmart naked)

While bathing in different mineral hot springs is known to help with specific illnesses. It can definitely help with specific sore muscles accompanied by that. *insert Spongebob saying IMAGINATION" But maybe information instead?

Oh yeah, needs more music innuendo? Don't take an electric guitar, toaster or plugged-in-amplifier in the water with you. 👍

I am the new Icy Hot commercial, move over Shaq