Waiting Moosic?!

*Impatiently taps foot

"Waiting Room" - Fugazi

*I think I've used that song before, I SHOULD'VE SAW INTO THE FUTURE! Anyone experiencing a chronic illness is likely familiar with the "Waiting Room." Also being the youngest person in it?

MEDICAL ANOMALY!

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Often, you'll hear the jeopardy theme song (R.I.P. Alex Trebek) humorously while waiting for something. You have to wait on other game shows too, but it's always that one. You could even hear a one-hit-wonder from so many years ago turned into elevator music playing like Phineas & Ferb did.

"Right Here Waiting" - Richard Marx

If you're on the phone waiting to talk with someone at CRA or some place, god knows there'll be something horrid and annoying on loop. It's definitely not something that is one size fits all, so imagine if you could choose what it is that you hear playing on loop.

HMNISFFTEAITMSFASFD

loop = Lupe Fiasco? What a fiasco you'll have waiting to be scammed out of hundreds of dollars over the telephone. (hopefully you don't have to wait too long) A different tune might spruce that up though? That'll obviously fix all of your problems.

"99 Problems" - Jay Z

I AM CURRENTLY IN THE CORRECT PROVINCE!